… a strange brooding type who doesn’t take well to intrusions. He considers your visit an intrusion, but let’s get on with it....

The author is a self-aggrandizing hopeless daydreamer with a short attention span. His inner-monologue is broken so he often wonders aloud. Nobody listens.

His biting sarcasm and crass social commentary is a result of his half-empty glass, not ill-fitting undergarments.

He likes old houses, OCEAN LINERS and old POSTCARDS.

He doesn’t like broccoli or long lines.

The author is college educated and single, so if any of this sounds interesting you can email him and maybe he’ll get back with you.

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